My tail is *not* a pillow!
But it is only obvious that my tail’s warmth and softness surpass even the most expensive of pillows.
I run no risk of competition, but I still do not wish to share my techniques.
’twould be even more stunning if my companion wasn’t too cheap to purchase me oil.
Second mortal, take note that one does not become worthy of touching my tail by proclaiming that they are worthy, or by stating that I shall share my wisdom because I deem them worthy.
First mortal, I do not recognize all who have had the privilege of touching my tail. Those would be the rare few I refer to by their given names, and not my names for them.
My fur is naturally this lovely all I do is pick bugs out of it. If that fool would buy me some oil I’d use that to condition it and make it even more splendid. But it seems he is too stupid and miserly to care about such things.
You can find far less fetching hand crafted imitations of my ears and tail for sale in a marketplace that I am told is called “etsy”
It only captures the visual beauty of my tail. No mortal could ever hope to capture the true wonder of my tail and convey what fine quality fur I have.
But still, I can see that this human put much effort into that tribute and I like it! I shall give them bountiful wheat harvest should I pass through their village.
(original can be seen here: http://crazedhobbit.deviantart.com/favourites/#/d3buijx )
Foolish males, the size of a female’s chest does not reflect her age. Besides, wolves and worthy human males find the backside of a female much more… alluring.
It is not terribly difficult, but I spend much more time grooming my tail. It is much finer and requires more care.
Where did you get that impression? That fool is the one who wishes me to groom my human hair. It is my tail that I love.
NO.
I WILL NOT CUT MY TAIL.
I whip my tail back and forth I whip my tail back and forth I whip my tail back and forth! apples.
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